Fics like Bad Timing

John has bad timing. Really, seriously, bad timing. He’s missed his cue, procrastinated, dithered, and now it’s embarrassing. “Roger would likely set me up with a professional escort, and while I know they would be classy, sophisticated, and discrete, I don’t think that would solve the problem that I’m terrified. Brian would probably drag me to a sex therapist or something, offering to take notes and do research for me,” John finally blurted out, admitting his worst fears about his two other best friends in the world if they discovered his secret. OR “I’m a 29-year-old virgin in a famous rock band. And pretty soon I’m going to be a 30-year-old virgin in a famous rock band.”

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