Fics like the texting romcom of two very confused nonagenarians

Unknown Number: hey UN: i saw you on news UN: are you real? Steve: who are you? how did you get this number? UN: doesn’t matter UN: please answer Steve: no, i’m not real. of course i’m just your imagination UN: guessed so Steve: then why bother texting in the first place? UN: i don’t know UN: bye --- While on his way back from the mission, Winter Soldier sees Captain America on TV. He wants to know why he knows this man and why he is important. Enter one Steve Rogers who just wants to help this poor, confused man back to the dementia ward where he clearly belongs, plus one manipulative Hydra running a desperate interference to get their runaway asset back... and it all devolves into a roller coaster of disasters.

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