Fics like genius morons

“My email’s broken,” he says to one of the secretaries. She’s plump with ginger hair up in a bun, cats eye glasses, wearing a fuzzy pink sweater and pencil skirt combo, and clearly watching some stream on the sly, so obviously she’s free. “What?” she asks, looking up from her stream to him like he just spoke some outer rim language. “Or malfunctioning, whatever the lingo is,” he says impatiently. “Can you fix it? I need to send a report to the chief.” “Your email,” she repeats, “is broken.”

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