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Rhodey smiles warmly at Peter. “By the way, happy belated birthday, kid. Sorry to hear you were down yesterday with that nasty infection from your braces. Tony here has--” “Nah-ah-ah!” Tony claps sharply in an attempt to get his best friend to shut the hell up. “This is Peter’s day. A day for Peter’s accomplishments, Peter’s wishes and, more importantly, Peter’s embarrassments. We can save the MIT stories for my actual birthday.” “As much as I’m dying to hear how you turned MIT upside-down,” says Peter with a shit-eating grin, “I think I witness enough embarrassment from you on a day-to-day basis to tide me over till next year.” Tony points at the kid. Actually points at him. “Colonel Rhodes, arrest this wall-crawler.” “Right honorific, wrong profession. Sorry, Tones. The wall-crawler appreciates my hexagons. I’m Switzerland.” “You’re not Switzerland!” Tony sputters in protest. “You couldn’t be farther from Switzerland!” -- After Peter's brief stint with an oral infection, Tony takes Peter on a belated sixteenth-birthday shopping trip to an outlet mall. And no, he is in no way acting like an overprotective dad the whole time.

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