Fics like You Can Leave Your Cape On

He hasn't seen or heard from Bruce in six years and the asshole is just going to pretend like they have nothing to say to one another. Or maybe he honestly thinks that Tony can't tell, doesn't know who exactly is behind the mask, and isn't that just completely insulting? Tony may not be cognizant enough to put one foot in front of the other with any consistency but his mind, even strapped into the hell's amusement park whirly-gig of benzodiazepines, is coherent enough to do basic math. Tony will always know Bruce. That is the simplest equation in the world. Tony Stark is absolutely NOT Batman's Lois Lane. (Further details on the warnings in the notes.)

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