Fics like A Glimmer of Sweat

Two whirlwinds, two food lovers; Paul Blart- Mall Cop- the Glutton, and Guy Fieri, the Foodie. Paul has been watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives ever since his wife’s death to cope. In doing so, he fell in love with the man wearing bowling shirts and frosted tips. Will Guy adore him the same way, and take him into his sweltering, soggy arms?

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