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“There are five roles that must be filled.” The Director held up a hand, putting down a finger as she listed them. “The Whore, the Fool, the Athlete, the Scholar, and the Virgin.” She waited until Donna nodded before shaking her head. “Two of those are misnamed. They’ve been translated incorrectly. When you take this job, you need to never bring it up, but the first and the last have been translated incorrectly.” “Why do I need to never talk about it?” Donna frowned. “What are they supposed to be?” The Director smiled.

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