Fics like my daughter got me a ‘world’s best dad’ mug, so we know she’s sarcastic

Tony turns on his heel and barges back into the boardroom to kidnap Pepper, who’s in the middle of explaining something very complicated in very small words. Normally he would let her get on with things but somebody is coming to dinner. “Baby, sweetheart, CEO of my life, this is an emergency,” he says. “Excuse us, please,” Pepper says with a winning smile, and lets him usher her out into the hall. “What’s wrong? Did something happen to Darcy?” “Somebody,” Tony says. “I think she’s getting mated? Worse, she might like somebody.”

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