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”Did somebody say mojito?” Tony asks as he strolls in, holding a protein smoothie. ”Pep banned me from rum after 11 p.m., but I can arrange some mean Sex on the Beach, if you catch my wind, grab my breeze, hold my balls, whatever.” ”None of those is an actual figure of speech,” Bucky says at the same time as Sam says, ”I can’t decide if it’s too late or too early for this shit, but it’s still disgusting.” ”Say the guys holding each other next to one’s sleeping husband,” Tony says, taking a slurp of the smoothie. ”That’s exactly the kind of behavior that screams Mai Tais and illicit hand jobs for breakfast.”

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