Fics like i’ve got oceans in my head & waves that won’t rest

It should be absurd, the two of them—he, a Stanford educated attorney and Heather, a… well, he’s not entirely sure what Heather is because he’s seen her at Home Base, obviously, and the term student gets bandied about a lot but it occurs to him he has no idea what she’s supposedly been studying—huddled together in a toilet stall of questionable hygiene levels, precariously balanced with their feet on the lid and their backs and flung-out arms pressed up against the walls, holding them up and away from the dirty tile. He should be delivering a flat-out no, straightening his collar and leaving with an indignant huff. He doesn’t, though, and he can’t explain it—something about Heather makes him feel like there’s no room for argument. Like she’s some all-powerful, all-seeing deity that’s prescribed defying toilet cubicle gravity as the answer to all his problems and he’s helpless to go along with it. Or: Heather and Nathaniel miss Rebecca, so they sort of wind up getting high and looking at fish.

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