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Peter, for once in his life, was not excited about something Avengers related. If May or Mr. Stark knew, they would have marched him straight into a doctor’s office. But it was true. Peter was not excited for something Avengers related and it was all Ned’s fault. Not really Ned’s fault. Kind of Ned’s fault. It wasn’t really, but Peter was going to blame him anyway. Or: Peter would rather spend his weekend snuggled up with Ned but duty calls in the form of a surprise weekend trip to the Avenger's Compound. Thank god for cellphones and unlimited texting.

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