Fics like Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time

In which Jack Noir trades a small chunk of his weapons stock to a shithead named Strider, in exchange for aforementioned shithead's kid, because Bro doesn't fucking deserve to have a kid and Dave deserves to not be in the situation he's in. Also known as, the Stabdad AU.

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