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“I,” Loki rumbles lowly, panting, “am not a child.” “No, you’re a thousand-year-old God-freak with daddy issues,” Spider-Man quips, and Loki snaps his mouth shut. “Am I the only one here seeing he’s literally, like, twelve years old?” Deadpool questions the open air, holding his chin with a pout. This earns him a kick to the crotch. Or, alternatively, the one where Loki accidentally bumps into two idiots in red on a mission and everything goes to shit. (A day in the life of your average Midgardian Frost Giant.)

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