Fics like The Hobbit’s One

So we all know the story. Let’s be honest we’ve been reading about these two since the first movie. So I skipped the filler since I suck at it. You can consider this an outline or a new vague(read: lazy) way of writing. —— "Don't be silly Kee; hobbits don't have a One," Fili threw a pitying glance over the fire to Bilbo. "It's because they aren't Mahal’s children." "Oh," Kili watched Bilbo with a considering gaze. "So they just marry anyone?" "Well-" Bilbo began just to be interrupted by Bofur. "Maybe they marry by lottery!" "Or lucky dip!" "Or-" Bilbo stood up and strode out of camp to the ponies. At least ponies weren't ridiculous, idiotic Dwarrows!

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