Fics like Open Sesame

Anon Asks: How about a captive Deputy attempting to get away from the Seed brothers by just being a pain in the ass? Like gets up close to John and goes for a headbutt, but stops at the last second just to boop his nose? Or "accidentally" falling into Jacob's lap only to give him the "happy to see me?" line. Just general fuckery to the point that Joseph tells him to get out and bother someone else. -------------------- This is my take on that writing request. Mute Rook breaks his silence and the Seeds find out he never shuts the fuck up.

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