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"I refuse to let you go sober on your 97th birthday, Cap, plain and simple-I'll get you drink one way or another, just you wait. It took me a hell of a long time to find my moonshine guy, but if it means getting to see you drunk, it'll be worth it," Clint says as he pours bottle after bottle of alcohol into a giant tankard that smells increasingly like a public health hazard. When Tony adds a specially brewed Asgardian mixture into it to make sure Steve gets drunk-"Trust me, Cap, you'll be so drunk after this you won't even know your name,"-he really doesn't have much of a choice left; he takes their challenge head on and drinks half the tankard in one go. Sure enough, it works. The only problem? Steve's head over heels for Tony Stark, a handsy drunk, and more than just a little into the way Tony's shorter than him.

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