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“It is a standard sex pollen,” Friday says. “There is no antidote. Another party is required.” “Uh,” Tony says. Peter whimpers. He does his best to bat away the images that this conjures, not entirely successfully. “Parker, do you have a girlfriend?” Peter makes a faint noise. “Uh,” Tony says. “So, uh, girlfriend? Boyfriend? Person friend? Robot-turned human by a magic space rock with whom you share a special bond?” “Uh, Mr. Stark, no, I don’t, I mean, not since, and even if I did, uh, how would we even start to explain--” Peter starts, tears welling in his eyes. “Mr. Parker’s heart-rate is spiking,” Friday says. “Fuck me,” Tony says, to himself. Then, to Peter. “Okay, then. Fuck me.”

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