Fics like It Never Happened

'As Stan rolled over he expected to see Wendy’s sleeping face on the pillow next to him. It wouldn’t have been the first time they’d had a drunken hook-up since they broke up. But before he even saw the face his mind slogged its way out of the hung-over swamp in his brain far enough to wonder, Gee, Wendy’s hands sure are big, and her body sure is hairy, and where are her breasts? Stan rolled to his side and came nose-to-nose with Kyle.' The one where Stan and Kyle have a drunken hook-up and try to pretend like it never happened. That goes about as well as expected.

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