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A pair of giant fucking antlers is what Pete sees first, because there’s no way those could be overlooked. Beneath them, a tiny guy, staring at them with a frown. “You’re Fall Out Boy?” The guy asks, and thankfully, at least he has a normal speaking voice. He sounds grumpy, even though nothing has even happened yet to justify it, which annoys Pete almost as much as the fact that he asks if they’re Fall Out Boy as if there were any doubts about that. Pete’s ego is only slightly insulted that people don’t immediately recognize his band. “Yes, we’re Fall Out Boy. And you’re who, a local fawn? No, wait, a deer boy ,” Pete says, with remarkable restraint in his voice. Only his raised ears betray his alertness and discomfort. He wants to growl, wants to tell the guy to avert his beady eyes, they’re freaking him out; but he’s not interested to find out what happens if those antlers meet soft, human flesh. Deer boy doesn’t take that well, long lashes fluttering as he squints his eyes in anger. He gives the worst answer possible. “I’m your producer, dipshit. And actually, I’m a stag.” Pete shuts his mouth at that.

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