Fics like should you choose to accept

“Okay,” Tony says. “Okay, okay. This is fine. This is a mission, should you choose to accept, I accept, let’s do this.” “You’re drunk,” Steve says muzzily, though not without an element of hypocrisy because he too is very drunk. “What’re we doin?” Then his meandering thoughts go right back to Bucky, and he sighs again. “He’s just so –” he says on yet another exhale, and makes a totally incomprehensible hand movement, and feels slightly like he might cry with trying to find a word that properly describes his new roommate. “Yes,” Tony says. “That. We’re going to calculate your chances that he wants to bone you, and then we’re going to calculate how it’s going to be done. For science!” he tries to yell, and falls off his chair.

You may also like

  1. The Steven G. Rogers Guide to What You Missed the Last Few Years by what_alchemy (Captain America (Movies))
  2. Hit the 2016th Floor, Please by thecommodore_squid (Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  3. 4 Times Bucky's Cat Likes Steve More Than Bucky (And One Time It Hates Both Of Them) by wolveheart (Captain America (Movies))
  4. Steve Rogers Accepted Your Friend Request by midnighttypewriter (Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  5. The Road to Hell is Paved with Tony’s Good Intentions by lillupon (Captain America (Movies))
  6. The benefits of frozen peas by boopboop (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), more)
  7. those all-american summertime blues by jollypuppet (Captain America (Movies))
  8. Cough Syrup by castiowl (Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  9. some grief, some joy by spinawren (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies))
  10. Of Feasts And Family by attackofthezee (Captain America (Movies))
  11. accidentally need you by biblionerd07 (Captain America (Movies))
  12. it's impossible to read that guy by spinawren (Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  13. Winter Comfort by greenbergsays (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies))
  14. what are friends for by augustbird (Captain America (Movies))
  15. Slip of the Tongue by leveragehunters (Captain America (Movies))
  16. Brooklyn in Bloom by 74days (Captain America (Movies))
  17. ten thousand miles apart by biblionerd07 (Captain America (Movies))
  18. DECLINE or ACCEPT by relenafanel (Captain America (Movies))
  19. A Tree for (Not Quite) Christmas by spinawren (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies))
  20. #Scandalize Tony Stark 2k16 by darth_stitch (Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe)