Fics like sealskins and other fairy tale bullshit

When Simmons felt Grif slip out of his grasp, heard him fall all that distance into the arctic water, he was sure that was it. He would never see Grif again. No human could survive those temperatures for that long. "Come with me and be my wife," he said. "I love you, and without your sealskin you'll have to live on land." "No, please, sir," cried the young woman. "My folk will be worried about me, and I shall never be happy on land!"

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