Fics like Diptych: “Secret Agents” and “Cosmic Love”

In which Ilraen is given a solo assignment and Nume doesn’t like it. After being dismissed, Alex and his two supposed partners stepped into the elevator. Orken jumped in after them, followed by Thomas and Ilraen. The Sue, Alyssa, gave him a suspicious look. Orken straightened his tie and effected a thoroughly awful British accent. “We’re security. Don’t want anything to happen to you before this very important mission you’re going on.” The Sue nodded. “Very good! I’m glad to see that nothing will get in our way of defeating Voldemort.” And, meanwhile . . . “I’m impressed,” said Decima. “Despite the starlight-and-blood eyes, Draco actually seems to be in character.” Nume nodded. “Close, anyway. Draco was never that physical—he had cronies for that. Of course, he was never a vampire, either. . . . Do we know why they’re vampires?” ... “Why,” Nume growled, “is Jacob Black pregnant with Edward Cullen’s baby?” ... “Why the f*** is Bella a werewolf? Explain, story! Explain!”

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