Fics like James Bond Did Not Get Sick

James Bond did not get sick. He got shot, tortured, stabbed, punched, kicked, bitten, poisoned, had holes drilled into his head, broke bones, and even, on one memorable occasion, came out worse in a fight with a honey badger, of all things. But he did not get sick. What this meant was that when he did catch a cold, he was the whiniest, snottiest, clingiest, and most needy excuse for a human Q had ever encountered.

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