Fics like SHOW ME YOUR TEETH

Deidara was eating a protein bar on the go, which is how he had to eat most of his meals to satiate Sasori’s complete lack of patience. Then Sasori suddenly whipped around, grabbed Deidara’s face, and stuck one of Hiruko’s creepy old man fingers in his mouth. “Hrng?” Deidara managed to say. This was… this was pretty weird. Not exactly violent, because Sasori wasn’t hurting him, but weird. Really weird. “You’re chewing on one side,” Sasori accused like Deidara had committed some heinous crime instead of just innocently eating his lunch. (Technically an exploration of Deidara’s relationship with both Sasori and Tobi, but also technically a crackfic about teeth.)

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