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Was it just me or did Ryan Murphy really want you to drive yourself nuts trying to understand the importance of his characters’ hair choices this season? 90% of my viewing time was distracted by the need to crack the super secret hair code. This is the result of that. Plus some other things. But it all started with the hair.

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