Fics like #ontd_ares

Due to a malfunctioning ventilation system and sudden shortage of berths, Beck and Watney are officially approved to sleep together by NASA. Fandom sees what it wants to see when Martinez posts an innocent picture, and the Ares 3 crew proceeds to troll the hell out of everyone on Earth (especially Annie Montrose).

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