Fics like Rappin' with Cap a.k.a Nothing stays hidden forever (sadly)

“Jesus,” he wheezes, when Steve lands on him like a fucking elephant. “Steve. Steve.” He points at the title bar on the screen. “You made a public service announcement about safety first? Have they met you?!” “Goddamit, Buck. Don’t watch it,” Steve whines, while plastered to his back like a leech. “I’m watchin’ it, Rogers. There’s no way I’m not watchin’ it. Plus you’ve got that hot little suit on. Shows off all your assets.” He reaches back with one hand and pats Steve’s… asset. “Now shut up. I wanna hear you lie through the skin of your teeth.” Steve mumbles something into Bucky’s back. It sounds a lot like: “Wait’ll you see the one about detention.”

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