Fics like Seven And A Half Light Years

Doug Eiffel is a (mostly) normal high school student going to a (mostly) abnormal high school. His goal is simple: to make it through the next two years without anything catastrophic happening, to not get murdered by his roommate, and to expend the minimal amount of effort possible. There are obstacles. Naturally. Because he's Doug Eiffel, and this is what happens. There's the aforementioned roommate, Alexander Hilbert, who might be a seventy-year-old trapped in a teenager's body. There's chronic overachiever Renée Minkowski, who hates Eiffel for (mostly) no reason. There's also Mr. Cutter's weird vibes, which he's trying to ignore, because, again: nothing catastrophic. Things grow hard to ignore, however, as some students begin to notice strange things happening around Goddard Futuristics School For Alternative Learning. A group of students is forced to band together to understand the mysterious forces at work, and, most importantly, graduate without getting murdered. Plus, the destructive potential of papier-mâché volcanoes, A New Way To Learn!, well-meaning ducks, Pizza Hut, and the worst superhero team of all time.

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