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Barney felt like he was about to throw up. Although everything had gone according to plan this time, he still felt like the police would be breaking through his door at any moment. They’d wrestle him to the floor, read him his Miranda rights (that is assuming they didn’t shoot him on sight) and on he’d go to prison. And wasn’t that ironic. Barney Thomson, the awkward barber who had escaped a livelong sentence for multiple cases of murder in Scotland to then successfully emigrate to the US, would get raped in prison and end up on the electric chair. Or: The one were Barney, Begbie and Rumple are three brothers with wildly different but generally fucked up personalities who have to compete for the affection of two women because Belle and Lacey happen to only be twins, dammit.

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