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"What more do we have to do, Noel?" Russell sighs. "Can't seem to get the message across. I've never had this much trouble before, have you? Normally you invite someone back to your house at this time of night and the implication's pretty clear. And we've been dropping hints all night like breadcrumbs in a forest." "I know. It's been a minefield of innuendo." "A minefield! And somehow he's navigating it without treading on a single innuendo-mine. Not a single one." "Shall I put it in layman's terms?" Noel asks, shifting apart from Russell a little. He looks at Simon with a slightly softer expression and pats the very small space on the sofa between him and Russell. "Just c'mere and let us kiss you, alright?"

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