Fics like Dirk: Be shitty at staying dead

Written for the prompt: "Dirk likes dying, and Caliborn finds the challenge of making it permanent too sweet to refuse. Things just get worse and worse, as Caliborn finds new and creative ways of killing Dirk. And, weirdly enough, this gives the Strider the strangest boner..." uu: I WILL LET YOu CHOOSE. TT: Choose what? Are you trying to turn this into another one of your asinine games? uu: KILLING YOu IS ALREADY A GAME. uu: SO THIS WILL BE A GAME WITHIN THE GAME. TT: I can’t wait. uu: I KNOW. THIS IS VERY EXCITING. uu: ESPECIALLY FOR ME. WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SuRPRISE IS.

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