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He’s not sure how to explain it, and Alec and Izzy keep giving him looks about whoever it is he regularly dashes off to have sex with, and so he finally blurts out one day at the ops table, “I keep accidentally having sex with Simon.” Alec chokes on nothing and Izzy drops her stele. “I’m sorry,” Alec gets out, his eyebrow arched, “accidentally?” “Are you tripping and falling on his dick?” Izzy asks hysterically, giggling behind her hand. Jace groans and wishes the ground would open up and swallow him. He just wanted to get rid of Alec’s judgemental looks every time he catches a trace of Jace’s content afterglow through the parabatai bond, but he gets the feeling he’s made it a hundred times worse. “No, it’s just like - a thing.” He says lamely, and Izzy laughs so hard she slumps over the table. Alec sighs, looking put out. .

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