Fics like Don't Have Sex Because You Will Get Pregnant...And Die

“I’m your best friend! Why wouldn’t you tell me that you’re planning on losing your virginity this Friday?” Stiles choked. No, he actually choked. A cheeto went down the wrong pipe, lodging itself in his throat, and he pounded on his chest, coughing and hacking to get it out. Because death by artificially powdered orange stick? No, sir. Not today. “What the hell, Scott,” Stiles wheezed, inhaling and exhaling sharply. “Where in ‘watching Netflix and ordering pizza’ did you get that I’m losing my virginity?” “How do you still not get Netflix and Chill?!” Scott slapped a palm over his face then thumped his head down onto the desk.

You may also like

1. Mismatched Match by LadyDrace (Teen Wolf (TV))
2. Wait For It by otatop (Teen Wolf (TV))
3. i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me) by bleep0bleep (Teen Wolf (TV))
4. my knight in sexy gym shorts by jadore_hale (Teen Wolf (TV))
5. Kingdom By The Sea by kilaem (Teen Wolf (TV))
6. the nerd party by bibliosexual (Teen Wolf (TV))
7. AU, IKEA by kellifer_fic (Teen Wolf (TV))
8. The Jacket Was A Move by LadyDrace (Teen Wolf (TV))
9. Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by ChildOfTheRevolution (Teen Wolf (TV))
10. all we inherit by unpossible (Teen Wolf (TV))
11. Cosomination by zoemathemata (Teen Wolf (TV))
12. steal my breath away by stilinskisparkles (Teen Wolf (TV))
13. Because That's Love by Dexterous_Sinistrous (Teen Wolf (TV))
14. Smile On The Sidelines by clotpolesonly (Teen Wolf (TV))
15. Dinner and a Movie by orphan_account (Teen Wolf (TV))
16. Follow Me by SylvieW (Teen Wolf (TV))
17. Solitary Animals by Mollyamory (Teen Wolf (TV))
18. Werewolf Behaviorism by melonbutterfly (Teen Wolf (TV))
19. Winter's Tail by otter (Teen Wolf (TV))
20. Joseph Campbell and the Power of Myth on VHS by alocalband (Teen Wolf (TV))