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Barely registering Mu skipping on ahead of him, the pale man swallowed. Well, shit, he thought. Because this was so not fucking fair. Since when were high school teachers this goddamn hot? Scratch that, since when did Dumbledore hire people who weren’t due to be shipped off to a senior home in a year or two? When Voldemort went to Hogwarts the youngest member of the staff had to have been fifty at the least. Shit, when Mu had said this dude was young, he thought she meant compared to other teachers! He was thinking he’d be, like, forty or something. This dude must’ve been in his twenties. (Voldemort promptly decided that this must’ve been Dumbledore’s way of getting back at him for dropping out.)

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