Fics like like no one ever was

So, yeah, Keith ends up flat on his back on the grassy, rough ground, with a lapful of Lance McClain. Who now has a Totodile perched on his shoulder, gnawing at his messy, twig-ridden brown hair. “You!” Lance yelps out, poking a finger into Keith’s chest. “I’m gonna beat you this time – mmph!” Keith smacks his gloved hand over Lance’s mouth. “Don’t scream,” Keith says sternly. “There’s sleeping Zubat in the trees. Don’t wanna wake them up.” In which Keith is part of Team Rocket and is pretty sure Lance's Snorlax will crush him if he ever breaks Lance's heart. Meanwhile, Lance completely and wholeheartedly thinks they're rivals, and does not understand personal space.

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