Fics like Tony Stark is the Alyssa Milano

Prompt: Starkquill where somehow Drax was the first one to notice that Tony and Peter were into each other, but he's been around humans for a while now and he understands that if you tell them things directly they'll just do the opposite and ruin everything for everyone, so he's going to get them together using... metaphors “Kidnapped, enjoys space, likes your music, and can dance,” Drax listed off. Peter grinned. “Yeah, pretty cool dude. I might actually miss him by the time we get him back to Earth.” For a man who had been in search of a partner for as long as Drax had known him, Drax was surprised that Peter was unable to see his perfect match right before him. Earthlings could be quite stupid sometimes.

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