Fics like Dishonor On Your Cow

“Sergeant Barnes?” “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned. “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!” Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull. “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.” “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier. Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes. “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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