Fics like pleasing everyone isn't like you

Selina is an awful lay, but so is everybody in Washington. The only reason Amy singles her out for censure is because by all rights Selina should be slightly above average given the amount of time she spends screwing herself and everyone in a ten-mile radius over, with Amy at the epicenter of fuck, the ground zero of spinning on it.

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